OUTLAW:
Wanted: Shady man on random street corner.
Crime: Handing out numbers to people I hardly know.
Also may be selling stolen Rolexes and/or sundials.
Reward: $12 in dimes.
Our top artists (i.e. a google search of "Shady Guy")
have come up with this face:
If you see him. Please tell him to cut it out.
Also, if you are one to be taking numbers from such a man,
please just do the respectful thing and ask for my number instead.
Yes, I may just say no. But I like to know the people who have
my contact information won't be weird, creepy people. The End.
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